Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)

So what becomes of Hansel and Gretel after they stuffed the child eating, gingerbread house living, witch into her own over? Probably not this movie but thats no reason not to see it.  This is kind of a mash up of Van Helsing (2004) and The Brothers Grimm (2005) with a serious weapons upgrade.  Action is what this movie is about, and you get plenty of it.  The witches are these super powered ninja like critters led by a super super powered witch (see picture).  So if you thought the only thing that could have made the Underworld saga better was an injection of The Terminator then this may be the movie you have been waiting for.  Not much thinking is required (just enough to turn off your phone and go pee BEFORE the movie starts), so strap in and prepare to have your hair blown back by the mayhem.  And for the record mini-guns are just plain cool.