Conan the Barbarian (2011)

The Cimmerian is back seeking to avenge the death of his father by hacking his way across Hyboria. My first thought going into this was "Jason Momoa... really?!" but since I had the exact reaction to Hugh Jackman as Wolverine I decided to see it before I judged it. I have to say I am fairly impressed. Not only do they not try to outdo Arnold in this role, they go the other way with it and make Conan the runt, who although has great strength relies on reflex, savagery, intelligence and outstanding swordsmanship to win the day. I still hold Arnold as the benchmark but Jason could very well surpass that if they do another with a better script. Much more roguish and refined, this Conan is as at home in the press of cities as he is in the wilderness. I have to think someone said 'What if Bruce Lee was Conan' at a production meeting early on. The first 20 minutes of this film had my mouth hanging open, young Conan sets a pretty serious pace. Unfortunately they are unable to maintain it (despite some very cool scenes) and the climax of the final battle is somewhat muted (over the top in a manner that would do Indiana Jones proud). However it is still a very entertaining watch for fans of the genre, very rated R. Keep a look out for Rose McGowan as the psychotic mystic Marique, she makes the role her own. A big rare steak sandwich and a pitcher of stout. Get your kill on! Recommended.